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Kane’s Cuisine: Lasagna (in honor of Dorinda) (and Brandi)

LA Blade staff writer Christopher Kane shares his love and passion of cooking writing in his weekly Sunday column

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What happens when you have a pandemic and a bored stay-at-home political reporter with extra time on his hands? LA Blade staff writer Christopher Kane decided that he would pursue his second love and passion of cooking and now he’s sharing the results in his weekly Sunday column.

WASHINGTON – So, I finally finished the critically acclaimed FX/Hulu series “The Bear” along with season 2 of Bravo/Peacock’s “Real Housewives: Ultimate Girls Trip” (RHUGT), which was highly acclaimed by at least one “critic” who happens to write an influential cooking column for The Los Angeles Blade. 

Both shows are stressful in equal measure for completely different reasons. “The Bear” brought to the fore memories I’d suppressed from my years of working in restaurants, such as the time we ran out of pancake batter during a packed brunch service or the time I spilled a tray of hot coffees on a family of four. I wasn’t a very good server. 

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RHUGT, meanwhile, gathers former stars of the various franchises into a mansion and follows their fights and meltdowns, including over whether host Dorinda Medley, formerly of the Real Housewives of New York fame or Brandi Glanville, guest in Medley’s home and former star of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, makes a better lasagna. 

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So, this recipe was made in honor of these queens. Tune in next week for my chicken piccata, a tribute to “The Bear.” I was going to do both this week…

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  1. Cook one onion, finely diced, with 4-6 cloves garlic, finely diced, in olive oil over medium heat in a large pot. Season with salt and pepper and a dash of fish sauce, cooking for about 7-10 minutes. Add a few tablespoons tomato paste and cook until it turns a deep brick-red color, another 2 minutes. Add 1 pound ground beef and cook until browned. (I added sliced zucchini because we had a surplus of zucchini but it didn’t really add much to the dish IMO)
  2. Add 2 28-oz cans whole peeled tomatoes, crushing with your hands or a wooden spoon, and cook until well thickened, about 45 minutes
  3. Preheat oven to 425° and bring a large heavily salted stockpot of water to boil
  4. Reserve 1 cup shredded mozzarella, combining, in a large bowl, the remaining 1.5 pounds mozzarella with 2 cups ricotta, 1 cup parmesan, ½ cup heavy cream, and 1-2 cloves grated garlic, seasoning with salt and pepper
  5. Cook lasagna noodles for 4-5 minutes, draining and rinsing the noodles in cold water, splashing them with olive oil to prevent sticking
  6. Assemble lasagna in high-sided baking dish, starting with sauce, then noodles, then sauce, then cheese mixture, then noodles, then sauce, then cheese mixture, then noodles…finishing with a layer of noodles and your reserved 1 cup mozzarella
  7. Cover and bake for 25-30 minutes; uncover and bake for a further 35-54 minutes. Let cool slightly and garnish with basil.
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Kane’s Cuisine: Drunken noodles, ingredients by Momofuku

LA Blade White House correspondent Christopher Kane shares his love and passion of cooking writing in his weekly Sunday column

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The LA Blade’s intrepid Washington D.C.-based White House correspondent snarks his way through another delicious weekly recipe while dishing tea on other subjects…

WASHINGTON – Every recipe I’m seeing this week is some spin on Thanksgiving leftovers, and the only one I would even consider trying is the turkey ramen dish featured in The New York Times Cooking. 

I’m here to cleanse your palate and show you something you’d like to eat even when you’re sick to death of eating and tired of even thinking about food. 

Momofuku, I would like to thank you for sending me the chili crisp and soy sauce used in this recipe (also pictured in this article). Both were fantastic and undoubtedly leveled up my interpretation of the classic Thai dish drunken noodles (Pad Kee Mao). 

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Recipe adapted from Julia Moskin’s adaptation of Hong Thaimee’s recipe (via The New York Times Cooking):

  1. Put 8-ounces rice noodles (preferably wider than those pictured here) in a large bowl. Cover with hot water, allowing them to soak as you work your way through the next few steps, periodically stirring the noodles around with your hand 
  2. In another bowl, combine 2 tablespoons oyster sauce, one tablespoon Momofuku Barrel Aged Restaurant Grade Soy Sauce, one tablespoon fish sauce, 1.5 tablespoons white vinegar, and 1.5 tablespoons Thai black soy sauce, whisking until smooth
  3. With a mortar and pestle, make a paste from four serrano chilis or other hot peppers, de-seeded, mashed with 8 garlic cloves. Heat a few tablespoons neutral oil in a wok or Dutch oven and cook paste for about a minute, stirring vigorously
  4. Add 8 ounces ground pork, stir frying for about 3 minutes
  5. Add noodles and continue cooking as you gradually add the sauce. If noodles are still under-done, add a splash of water and continue cooking 
  6. Serve topped with Thai basil, green onions, sesame seeds, red pepper flakes, and Momofuku chili crunch 
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Kane’s Cuisine: Thanks, it’s giving

LA Blade White House correspondent Christopher Kane shares his love and passion of cooking writing in his weekly Sunday column

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The LA Blade’s intrepid Washington D.C.-based White House correspondent snarks his way through another delicious weekly recipe while dishing tea on other subjects…

WASHINGTON – I have several recipes along with some excellent photos for you this week. But first, please stay with me through these long and digressive paragraphs because they are full of interesting factoids that I just learned about Thanksgiving and the traditions with which it is associated. 

Evidence suggests that settlers in Plymouth colony did, in fact, share a meal with the Wampanoag people in what is now southeastern Massachusetts in late 1621. Historians believe the meat on which they feasted was deer, along with ducks or geese.

No turkey for the “first Thanksgiving,” but the bird nevertheless became a staple menu item for the holiday by the turn of the 19th century. Likewise for the December holiday, a phenomenon that is widely attributed to Charles Dickens’s publication of “A Christmas Carol” in 1843. 

Fast forward to 1947. In the immediate aftermath of World War II, Europe was roiled by food shortages. Endeavoring to beef up our supply to aid these countries, which were on the brink of famine, President Harry S. Truman gently asked the American people to forego eating poultry on Thursdays – a request that he delivered with the first ever televised address by a sitting president. 

President Truman receives a turkey from Sen. Olin Johnston of South Carolina in the Oval Office
(Photo Credit: Harry S Truman Presidential Library & Museum)

It was met with a big middle finger. 

(No surprise, right? I mean, during a pandemic that killed a million people in this country, when public health officials urged Americans to wear protective face coverings and avoid indoor gatherings, some responded by plotting to kidnap the governor of Michigan for a show trial and extrajudicial murder.)

Okay, so in 1947, Americans were tired after years of wartime food rations. Plus, that year Christmas as well as New Year’s Day fell on a Thursday, too. (Thanksgiving is always the last Thursday in November, per an 1863 proclamation by President Abraham Lincoln.)

So strong was the backlash that the Truman administration made peace by fully embracing the Thanksgiving turkey and formalizing the longstanding White House tradition of accepting the bird as an annual holiday gift. 

Many presidents chose not to eat their turkeys.

Just three days before his 1963 assassination in Dallas, President John F. Kennedy was gifted a bird wearing a sign that read, “Good Eating Mr. President.” Fortunately for the turkey, which weighed a whopping 55 pounds, Kennedy reportedly said he would “let this one grow” upon returning her to the farm.   

Nearly two decades later, facing questions over whether he would pardon Oliver North for his involvement in the Iran-Contra affair, President Ronald Reagan deflected with a joke about instead “pardoning” the Thanksgiving turkey that was gifted to him, thus formalizing a silly presidential tradition. 

It is in keeping with these White House stories that I chose to forego turkey this year. I did, however, spend all day cooking, which is something I thoroughly enjoyed despite my husband’s photo of me looking less than enthusiastic. 

See links below if you’d like to make any of the dishes pictured here. They were all fantastic.

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Kane’s Cuisine: Spicy chicken curry ramen-noodle soup

LA Blade White House correspondent Christopher Kane shares his love and passion of cooking writing in his weekly Sunday column

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The LA Blade’s intrepid Washington D.C.-based White House correspondent snarks his way through another delicious weekly recipe while dishing tea on other subjects…

WASHINGTON – It is my most fervent wish that you, dear reader, have not been trapped in a vortex of repetitively refreshing The New York Times and Twitter in search of the smallest actionable update on the status of our midterm elections. I want better for you. 

My brain, on the other hand, has been poisoned by a decade in Washington. 

On Tuesday, in addition to my nails and cuticles I ate the customary Election Day dish (pizza). Ditto for Wednesday. By Friday, it was time for something more refined. 

I wanted to chop an onion and make something fabulous because regardless of the results of the midterms, at the very least we can breathe easy for a bit without being battered with overwrought takes from pundits and politicos. They don’t really know how things are going to shake out (and never really did, to be honest). 

Today’s recipe isn’t topical or gimmicky. It’s just really good. 

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  1. Cook one onion, minced, and 4 inches of peeled fresh ginger, minced, in a large skillet with a few tablespoons of vegetable oil for ten minutes
  2. Add four cloves garlic, minced, and one teaspoon dark red chili paste, preferably Thai, Malaysian, or Vietnamese, cooking and stirring frequently for another minute
  3. Add one-pound boneless skinless chicken thighs, cubed or thinly sliced, cooking for another minute  
  4. Add three tablespoons spicy curry powder, preferably Thai, Malaysian, or Vietnamese, and a half teaspoon paprika, stirring to coat 
  5. Add one 14-oz can full-fat coconut milk, ½ cup heavy cream, 4 cups chicken stock, preferably homemade, ½ teaspoon turmeric, 2-4 tablespoons fish sauce, and one tablespoon granulated sugar 
  6. Bring to a boil and reduce heat until chicken is cooked through, about 15 minutes 
  7. Cook a package of noodles – rice noodles, udon, or ramen (pictured here) – according to package instructions, making sure to season the water. Drain and rinse with cold water

Serve with bean sprouts, cilantro or Thai basil, scallions, and red pepper flake

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Kane’s Cuisine: Send noods

LA Blade White House correspondent Christopher Kane shares his love and passion of cooking writing in his weekly Sunday column

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The LA Blade’s intrepid Washington D.C.-based White House correspondent snarks his way through another delicious weekly recipe while dishing tea on other subjects…

WASHINGTON – Every time I see a box of Israeli couscous or Italian ditalini or fregola at the grocery store (or on Instacart), I almost always add it to my basket in anticipation of the next time I’ll make the dish featured in today’s column. Usually when I’m very hungry and it’s cold outside. 

When I was in college, it was the cheesy, salty Kraft Easy Mac pouches, ready in under a minute with no special equipment beyond a microwave. You might consider this the grown-up version. I wouldn’t exactly call it “adult mac n cheese” though because that sounds a bit reductive. More like an adulterated version of cacio e pepe

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  1. Toast a box of small pasta (ditalini is used in the photos here) in a heavy bottomed pot with some olive oil and a bit of kosher salt for about 3 minutes. 
  2. Bring a stockpot of heavily salted water to a boil and cook pasta according to package instructions until a few minutes short of al dente. Drain and reserve a cup of pasta water
  3. Meanwhile, toast a teaspoon of freshly cracked black pepper in your heavy bottomed pot (which should still have a bit of olive oil)
  4. Add ½ to one cup pasta water to your heavy bottomed pot, with the heat on medium-high. Add your pasta, 8 ounces freshly shredded parmesan, and a splash of heavy cream, cooking for about three minutes until your sauce has reached the desired consistency and noodles are cooked through. (I like to shred my parmesan in a food processor.) 

Serve with red pepper flakes, a drizzle of olive oil, chives, an egg yolk, and flaky salt

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Kane’s Cuisine: Enchiladas con carne con Velveeta

LA Blade White House correspondent Christopher Kane shares his love and passion of cooking writing in his weekly Sunday column

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The LA Blade’s intrepid Washington D.C.-based White House correspondent snarks his way through another delicious weekly recipe while dishing tea on other subjects…

WASHINGTON – Shout-out to Ken Sena and Erick Flores on their upcoming nuptials in Mexico because come Wednesday, I’ll be sipping margaritas by a pool in Oaxaca Centro. So, today we’re making Tex-Mex style enchiladas in honor of my upcoming vacation. 

Recipe adapted from Sam Sifton via New York Times Cooking:

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  1. Toast ½ cup all-purpose flour in a dry skillet over medium heat until golden-brown, and then set aside
  2. Wipe skillet and add a bit of oil. Cook one pound ground chuck beef until browned, seasoning with salt and pepper. Remove meat with slotted spoon
  3. Without cleaning the skillet, add one chopped white onion, four cloves garlic, minced, and two diced jalapeño peppers with seeds and veins removed, cooking for about 10 minutes
  4. Stir in one cup canned crushed tomatoes, cooking until their liquid is evaporated. Add 3 tablespoons chili powder, ½ teaspoon cumin, and ½ teaspoon oregano, stirring until combined
  5. Return meat and toasted flour to skillet and mix until well blended. Cooking on medium-high, slowly add 2 cups chicken stock (preferably homemade),* ½ cup at a time. Lower heat and allow to continue cooking for another hour or so. Season with salt and pepper to taste
  6. Heat oven to 425°. Heat neutral oil over medium heat in your skillet and gently fry 12 corn tortillas, one at a time, for about ten seconds per side. Shred 1.5 cups sharp cheddar and 1.5 cups Velveeta American cheese and combine in a large bowl
  7. Assemble enchiladas. Begin by evenly distributing about ½ cup of the meat mixture on the bottom of a 9 x 13-inch baking dish. One at a time, fill tortillas with a combination of the meat mixture and cheese mixture, placing each seam side-down in the dish such that they’re overlapping a bit

Distribute the remaining meat mixture and cheese mixture over the top. Bake for 10 to 15 minutes. Top with crème fraiche, cilantro, greenonions, and diced raw white onion

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Kane’s Cuisine: Making cinnamon rolls while streaming ‘Midnights’

LA Blade White House correspondent Christopher Kane shares his love and passion of cooking writing in his weekly Sunday column

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The LA Blade’s intrepid Washington D.C.-based White House correspondent snarks his way through another delicious weekly recipe while dishing tea on other subjects…

WASHINGTON – Taylor Swift’s tenth studio album dropped on Friday evening at 6pm ET. Before the weekend had officially begun, it seemed everyone in my Twitter feed had streamed the 13 tracks on “Midnights” enough to recite their lyrics from memory. 

To each their own, but my reaction to the release of a new album by any recording artist would never be to listen on a loop until the songs are etched into my hippocampus. Not in my Wildest Dreams. 

I did, however, spend some time and attention on the “Tay-spiricies” that began to circulate on social media with the debut of “Midnights” – theories that are often floated and spread by the very online “Swifties” who comprise Taylor’s most die-hard fanbase. 

Probing her song lyrics and social media posts as if they were engaged in a robust hermeneutics of a religious text, these fans have collected what they believe to be evidence that the singer is secretly a lesbian, or perhaps bisexual. Whoa, if true! 

Anyway, the point of this tangent about Taylor is that I managed to stream “Midnights” this weekend while making the treats pictured here with the recipe below. It’s a great way to listen to the album, which is very good, and the end result is delicious cinnamon rolls.

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The recipe is from Alison Roman’s Newsletter. My only modification was the decision to add a simple frosting. 

  1. In a stand mixer with a dough hook attachment, whisk one cup buttermilk or whole milk together with ¼ cup granulated sugar, and 2 ¼ teaspoons active dry yeast
  2. Add 3 ¾ cups all-purpose flour, 1.5 teaspoons baking powder, and 1.5 teaspoons kosher salt. Mix on low speed until dough starts to come together. Add 2 eggs, one at a time, and mix on medium until no dry spots remain. With the mixer running, add 1 stick unsalted butter cut into half-inch pieces
  3. Transfer to a greased bowl, cover with plastic, and refrigerate for 12 to 24 hours. 
  4. Grease a 9 by 13-inch baking dish and coat the bottom with maple syrup. Roll out the dough into a 12 by 24-inch rectangle. Spread room-temperature unsalted butter generously over the entire surface of the dough. Top with an even coating of one cup brown sugar mixed with one tablespoon ground cinnamon
  5. Starting with the edge closest to you, roll the dough/butter/cinnamon mixture into a log, (tightly, to minimize air pockets). Cut horizontally into 12 equally sized cinnamon rolls, measuring about 2-inches each, and transfer to baking dish
  6. Preheat oven to 350°. Cover baking dish with plastic and place on top of the oven so the rolls can proof in the warm environment for 45 to 95 minutes
  7. Bake for about 40 minutes. Brush the rolls with maple syrup and flaky salt

If desired, make your icing by whisking together 2 cups powdered sugar, 2 tablespoons melted unsalted butter, 2 teaspoons vanilla extract, and 4 tablespoons whole milk

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